1. spoopykatee:

    my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

    (Source: alieniverson, via covocal)

  2. suspend:

    i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

    (via covocal)

  3. kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
  4. unclefather:

    Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

    (via covocal)

  5. the-mighty-beard:

siriuslymeg:

gymleader-corn:

donjuansaminta:

So my friend’s roommate dressed up as Dobby and scared the shit out of her.

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

I CANT BREATHE

DOBBY HAS GIVEN MASTER A HEART ATTACK, HOLY FUCK.
  6. tbdressfashion:

sexy lace dress